Sick Day Handbook
by Ellie Bishop (Author)

We’ve all been there. The alarm goes off, and the thought of your morning commute, a buttoned-up shirt, and e-mail makes you want to cry. You don’t want to go to work YOU CANT. So whats a 9-to-5er to do? KISS: Keep it Simple, Sickie. ‘Im (sniffle) not feeling well, got this scratchy feeling in my throat (cough), think it’d be best for me to sit this one out, boss.’ Click. Congratulations, you just called in sick and were lying through your down comforter about it. Ahh, the thrill of deceit! Lets be honest at least briefly. Sometimes you just need a day. The Sick Day Handbook is your guide to freedom. In Ellies words, ‘This is a course in manipulation . . . This is about lying.’ Anyone who reads to ‘the end’ and follows Bishops creative instructions will have earned their DDD: Doctor of Downright Devious.